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As a child, Luther Watts was deeply affected by seeing a circus geek (someone who bites the heads off live chickens in a circus sideshow). Finally paroled after serving 20 years in prison, he terrorizes the residents of his hometown by making chicken noises, crowing like a rooster and attacking people. He winds up at a farm run by a woman and her daughter, where he takes them c...。For the past eight years, the U.S. Army's Sniper School at Fort Benning, Ga., has hosted the International Sniper Competition| where elite two-man teams compete to earn the coveted title of "top sniper." In this grueling competition, the participants' precision, camouflage, stalking and observational skills are put to the ultimate test. Eighteen challenging events examine the t...。二十世纪四十年代初，东北黑山口一带土匪横行，殃及百姓。为铲除土匪，绰号“刘大鞭子”的刘德一临危受命。很快，刘德一在田庄台查到土匪头子“大本字”的老窝。死里逃生的刘德一，为此被周围十八村三十六屯的老少爷们委任为大买办。为这事，刘德一的媳妇吓得哭天抹泪，不敢出门，倒是生性泼辣的二嫂，对大哥的义举钦佩有佳，站在大哥一边，给予坚决地支持。 为帮助十里八乡的老少爷们卖掉苇席，刘德一带领车队，混过“大本字”设置的关隘，顺利入城卖苇席。有人居然敢从自己眼皮子底下蒙混过关，“大本字”闻讯大怒，在刘德一回来的路上设伏，将刘德一抓获。“大本字”钦佩刘德一的大丈夫气概，劝其入伙为匪遭拒绝后，“大本字”压断刘德一的一只手腕。 刘德一被采药女缨子所救。缨子被刘德一的英雄气概所动，对刘德一渐生情愫。年关将近，伤势痊愈的刘德一回到乡里，替乡亲们向“疤瘌眼”要回了欠债，还严词拒绝了...。